A Christmas Story

Published on December 9, 2003 By baxtercougars In Blogging

One Christmas in the city, a mounted policeman was sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl rode up beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of your bike"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes ma'am, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Comments

GemCityJoe

on Dec 15, 2003

Where did this joke come from? This is the second time I have heard it in 3 days now, only Friday, it was a little boy that had the bike. You should change yours too. Little girls would never talk that dirty. GCJ

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