One Christmas in the city, a mounted policeman was sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl rode up beside him on her shiny new bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of your bike" The little girl looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse yo...

On Saturday night Kylie and I go to Kings and as usual we get seated next to New Castle's best. We first get seated behind some people who obviously don't know how to dress. But what put the icing on the cake for this adventure were the people seated next to us. They waited about an hour for their food which never came and when they finally told their waitress they informed her that their son never was waited on. So when her son was finally waited on he ordered a salad with his meal and when ...

So I found out that my one friend who I haven't spoken too in a while got sent to Iraq and naturally I wrote him a letter. Two weeks later I notice that I have voicemail. It was Brandon calling me from Iraq to thank me for the letter and saying that he would try calling me back in a few days. Once again I missed his call and you would think that 3rd times the charm and I would catch his next call. Nope missed his call for the 3rd time in a row. I don't think I'll ever get to talk to him. But ...